Case #2489020 - December 13th, 9:45 AM. Suspect is a woman over thirty is observed shoplifting on store premises. She identifies herself as Dava Foxx, wife of Senator Foxx.
February 29th, 3:54 PM. Suspect is a woman over thirty. She identifies herself as Sovereign Syre and is filed under our Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, category.
January 3rd, 10:15 AM. Suspect is a brunette female over the age of thirty. She identifies herself as Bianca Burke and is filed under the Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, category.
Ultimately, the merchandise is found in the suspect’s underwear, and proper Loss Prevention Protocol is enforced. The rest of this case is classified
January 3rd, 10:15 AM. Suspect is a brunette female over the age of thirty. She identifies herself as Bianca Burke and is filed under the Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF