Case #2489020 - December 13th, 9:45 AM. Suspect is a woman over thirty is observed shoplifting on store premises. She identifies herself as Dava Foxx, wife of Senator Foxx.
January 10th, 4:43 PM. Suspect is a brunette woman over the age of thirty. She identifies herself as Richelle Ryan, and is filed under the Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, category.
Young stepson might need some help with his homework, but busty stepmom has other ideas for how to spend the afternoon